GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And